Os ingleses também fazem piadas do Joãozinho

Essa foi passada por um amigo que mora na Irlanda. Além de engraçada, mostra que até lá as estórias do Joãozinho na escola, deixando os adultos em saias-justas, são famosas. Aproveite e treine seu inglês!
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question:
-- When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first? So Susy raised her hand and said.
-- I think it's your hands.
-- Why do you think it's your hands, Susy? And Susy replied:
-- Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
-- What a wonderful answer! The nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said:
-- Sister. I think it's your feet. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
-- Now, little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet? And Little Johnny said:
-- The other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying "OH! GOD, I'M COMING! I'M COMING!!!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. The nun fainted...

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